Add some hilariously awkward humor to your wardrobe! The “Why Is The Carpet All Wet Todd? I Don’t Know Margo” shirt features a classic, unforgettable quote that’s perfect for anyone who loves quirky, relatable humor. Soft, relaxed, and full of personality, this tee is ideal for casual days, holiday gatherings, or gifting to friends who appreciate witty, offbeat phrases. Wear it to spark laughs, showcase your playful side, and enjoy a shirt that’s funny, memorable, and full of charm. 

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a cleaner look
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- Prints via DTG (main) with DTF inner neck labels; embroidery option available
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean



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