For the days when you’re trying to be a better human but the world keeps testing you. The “Microdosing My Patience” tee features a tiny, slightly unbothered mushroom illustration paired with a caption that says everything you’re thinking without having to explain a thing. It's funny, relatable, and the perfect mix of magical forest vibes and dry humor. Whether it's work, life, or people in general—this shirt gets it.
Printed on your favorite soft, relaxed-fit tee, this design is perfect for chill days, forest walks, coffee runs, or the moments when your patience is hanging on by a single spore. The back features your signature rainbow-splattered Oddest Owl logo, adding a unique artistic touch you won’t find anywhere else. Comfort, comedy, and a sprinkle of magic—what more do you need?
Who would love this:
Anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor, mushroom lovers, introverts, magical-forest-vibe people, cottagecore fans, or anyone whose patience has expired.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and twill shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed elastic collar and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting fit
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG on main artwork for crisp, detailed designs
- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton; meets EU safety standards with 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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